I’m lazy

I am seriously not doing anything useful lately. But I did get some really cool shit printed up a while back that I think it’s time to share.

Because I had so much fun with my period announcements I decided to expand my line of slutty greeting cards to include the morning after note pictured on the right. Very simple and classy in the design, easy to figure out how to use it, and nice for when you need to get the hell out of there.

Probably it’ll be the same situation as with the period announcements where nobody will buy them or even favorite them on Etsy… but lots of people will look.

Now here is one of my favorite projects ever! An informational booklet like the ones you can find in any doctor’s waiting room this brochure gives a list of symptoms to watch out for as well as some information about the condition itself.

It wasn’t a solo effort putting this together though! The photo – as well as others I may incorporate into future versions – was taken by my friend Lisa, whose photography I have posted about before. The model is none other than her oldest son, Blake. Blake was kind enough to not only pose for douche-y pics but also provided many examples of douche-y behavior that were used in the content of this pamphlet.

I also got some thank you (post)cards made up for customers that have purchased from me multiple times. It comes with a coupon code good for free shipping from any of my shops. Which isn’t the best coupon out there, of course… but I still need to make some money, right?

There really does seem to be some sort of problem getting motivated lately. It’s not the first time something like this has happened though, so I know it’ll pass eventually. I’m just hoping for sooner rather than later, you know?

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