It’s going to be awesome. It’s going to be at a party. And it’s going to be because I am totally willing to spend my time and money embarrassing a grown-ass man.
And because unicorns are so phallic, he will also be given a horn made of candy. Any and all will be encouraged to lick it, hahahahahahaha…
It’s going to be a big party full of DJs and ravers/former ravers. I suspect that a candy horn that tastes like “strawberries and giggles” will be well received.
Even though it’s at the home of my photog friend I will still be compelled to bring my camera and document this. Just because.
It’ll be awesome.